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Wow, that was great!

I must admit, I didn't get it untill I read some reviews, but even then it was absolutely hilarious. At first I didn't think there was anything to get, and it was just delightful randomness, but then it got even more funny when I realized there was logic behind it all.

You must have a really cool way of looking at things if you could turn something like constapation into that. I'm really jelous of your creativeness, so keep up the good work! This is definately one of my favorites! It's also nice to see a change with the limbs, although there was nothing wrong with the old ones. Good stuff.

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WHo the fuck do you think you are.

Like, thats not funny. To make this better: DO something origonal. You're talented at flash, dosomething that doesn't suck.

Your a cool guy

I definately like your sense of humor, those fucking ads suck so bad, and who in their right mind would click on them?

Kudos indeed.

Very well done

I loved it, really entertaining and it just looked damn cool.

Pleffy weffy woo!

"Je suis un amie un David Firth, therefore je suis enable du milk the Salaid Fingers le teet et make a really unorigonal game thats been done to death, and paste Salad Fingers in there and I'll get front page!!"

- If you think in French (en frencais) then I bet thats what you thought before making this game. If not I'm sure you thought something very similar.

Your friends with David Firth. Whoop dee fuckin do! Does that entitle you to make this unorigonal peice of junk and simply paste everyones favorite delerious Canker Muffin on there (that being Salad Fingers). Like dude. Salad Fingers fucking rocks. It's one of the most origonal things on the web. If you wanted to make this your own work insted of a Salad Fingers clone, you suceeded. Actually you did quite the opposite of what Firth does when making Salad Fingers. You made an unorigonal peice of shit.

PEICE OF SHIT!

Like, I'm almost as pissed of at you as I was with the fucktard that made that Linsy Lohan game. Hmm, go check it out, it looks exactly like this one, and the 2000000 other versions of the same game that are not being played ALL OVER the internet! Wasteing webspace, thats what they do. Fuckin hell.

Way back in the day when I was first introduced to Salad Fingers, I dreamed of using my semi-shitty programming abilites to make a Salad Fingers game. Me and Firth would tag team to make a smashing hit. It's a damn shame you pulled it off before me, cause mine might have at least had a touch of origonality.

But don't get me wrong, your a good artist and a good programer. I hope you're mature enough to have read this far in the review, cause now I'm going to say something nice. Dude, I've said it in so many reviews before...YOUR TALENTED! Put your talent to good use and do something that expresses you. Using someone elses characters is okay, but using someone elses characters on a game thats been around for YEARS...like fuck dude...thats about as uncreative as you could get. Use your talent, create something that defines you! Don't be hesitent or shy or scared, just let the idea's flow and I'm sure you can come up with something great!

Good luck with future stuff, be yourself, and let your work show the true you!

Pretty spiffy!

Good job.

I probably wouldn't have liked it so much if it weren't for the destructable terrain, otherwise it would have been like any other platform shooter. But that definately made it for me, there's nothing cooler than being able to blow EVERYTHING up.

The only problem I had with it was the difficulty. Sure you can say "well thats just because you suck", but meh. There are some games that are rather difficult that are worth getting good at, and no offence, but this wasn't one of them.

This is the type of game to play once or twice when your bored, not the kind of game to practice at untill you own at it. It's just not worth that much time. Maybe a difficulty settring would be nice for people who aren't planning on playing THAT much, because for those people (which are probably the majority) it can get a bit frusterating.

Also, a point system would be nice. Killing enemies is fun, but it looses some of that fun when you get absolutely nothing from killing them with the exception of lost ammo. Points for unlocking bonuses as well would make it a lot more exciting and less frusterating.

But don't get me wrong, it was a good game! Keep up the good work.